It’s been a rough week.
Thoughts I have while driving
Me: Is that a pair of pants lying in the road?
Me: Let me stare at them very closely and give them my full attention to ensure that they are, indeed, pants in the road.
Me: Yup, they are indeed pants in the road.
Me: I wonder how they got there. Oh, hey, I'm driving right now. Better pay attention.
(different day) Me: Hey, look, it's a newspaper in the middle of the road.
Me: I wonder if it has comics.
Me: Maybe I should pull over.
Me: No, I can't do that, that's improper. Oh, and I just remembered I AM DRIVING A CAR!
I have made a friend!
This is cute except I wish there wasn’t a yellow dagger going into my head? Dang overhead lights!
My coworker rescued me from the snowstorm and took me home with her after my shift.
But that meant that I had to leave my car behind and I’m pretty sure it would not have been fun driving it on the roads but it wasn’t far and I probably could have made it and now I am without a car so I’m freaking out a little.
Okay. The eyebrows.
This guy has the most expressive fucking eyebrows of anyone ever.
I just find him ridiculously attractive. This level of attractiveness should not be allowable.
Unfair.
